Thor

Thor is the Norse God of Thunder closely associated with the Viking (Scandinavian) people. Wielding his mighty hammer Mjolnir he helped the Vikings conquer the Welsh/English peoples. He is described as having a strong will, and a quick temper. He is also known to be strong, loyal, and honest. He has iron gloves and a girdle that doubles his strength, and he drives a chariot pulled by two goats. It is the rumble of the chariot wheels in the mountains that was said to be the cause of thunder; lightning was believed to be the sparks from Thor's hammer. Mjolnir was not used just for destruction, it was also used to bless a bride at her wedding. One of the legends that surrounds him involves a beautiful, royal, Welsh maiden named Mariah. Mariah is the wind. Thor immediately fell in love with her, forsaking his wife Freya. But, Mariah refused him. Thor continued to press his suit until a fierce battle ensued in which Mariah wrapped Thor in her winds, trapping him. Using the lightning and thunder Thor escaped and the battle continued. Finally, Mariah realized that the only way to beat him was to surrender to him. She welcomed him into her gentle embrace, and won. Legend has it that she gave him twenty sons and he stayed faithful to her forever after.

Mighty Thor wields his hammer.
He is Thor, the conqueror of the wind.

by SammyJ01 April 11, 2011

Thor that bitch

When a girl is going down on you, right before you climax, you pull out and explode on her face, while you are climaxing you must raise your opposite hand and yell "I feel as mighty as Odin". Then hit her over her head with your sex hammer.

Bryan's Dad did Thor that bitch in Hawaii, he felt as mighty as Odin.

It was Bryan's mom

by thor255 April 19, 2009

Thor

Norse god of Thunder. He is described as immense, enormously built with a big red beard, clad in leather and mail, wearing a belt of strength, and iron gauntlets. He wields an unstoppable hammer, Mjolnir, and he fought giants and all who opposed his people. Likes to drink mjod and smash christians with his hammer.

Thor will kick your ass and smash you into a pulpy mess with his hammer.

by GROMM February 11, 2005

Thor's Hammer

1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.

1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

thordurin

To exceed in one's abilities using methods or practices that are uncommon. To be victorious over another by means other than what's expected.

Wow! Did you see what he just did? That was very thordurin to pull that off!

by retpro December 20, 2006

Hammer of Thor

The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.

Bitch was acting up, so I gave her the Hammer of Thor. Now she cooks me dinner every night.

by A-seven September 20, 2009

Thor

One of Marvel's greatest superheroes. He was created by Stan Lee after he decided to make a superhero even stronger than the Incredible Hulk, so he made Thor a god. He was placed by his father, Odin, into the body of medical student Donald Blake to teach him some humility. He is stronger than the Hulk, and controls climate, specially lightning. In few words, He is a kickass super hero.

Also called "The Mighty Thor"

Rick: I've got a Thor comic book!!!!

by Marvelman July 14, 2007