dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.

by S0cks July 21, 2008

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap

1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by edwild22 February 28, 2010

Dude

1. A guy; male; boy; man

2. Sometimes refered to anyone

3. Just a word said to pass the time....

1. Scince John is a boy, he is a dude.

2. Manny: What's up, dude?
Samantha: Nothing much.

3. Ned: Dude....
Ben: Dude!
Ned: Duuuuuude!
Ben: Dude dude dude!
Ned: DUDE!!
Ben: DUUUUDE!!
Ned: Dude.

by PBJ.Time February 5, 2010

Dude

Slang for whales dick

Well I do not want to be hit by a dude

by NiteGrimwood December 18, 2014

dude

friend, bro, compadre

hey dude what's going on

by Liz McClintock May 26, 2015

Dude

A good person you can have good times with and share good laughs.

I consider my friend Maria Vargas a good person, therefore she's a dude.

by 300sosababy May 31, 2015

Dude

NORTH AMERICAN informal
noun
noun: dude; plural noun: dudes
1.
a man; a guy.
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"
a stylish, fastidious man.
"cool dudes"
a city-dweller, especially one vacationing on a ranch in the western US.
verb
verb: dude; 3rd person present: dudes; past tense: duded; past participle: duded; gerund or present participle: duding
1.
dress up elaborately.
"my brother was all duded up in silver and burgundy"

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"

by JAZZCON July 23, 2017