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Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022
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Throat testicle

The black belt in karate ripped out the man's throat testicle with ease.
by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010
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Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022
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cyber testicle

an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.
I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.
by lesbian cat fucker June 19, 2010
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testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles
1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.
by grosa October 9, 2016
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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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