Booty Wisdom

Advice pulled out of the ass of an extremely hot chick.

"Oh, man when she told us we were allowed to come to the jocks party, that was booty wisdom"

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

Dumbass Wisdom

Dumbass Wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are.

He used his dumbass wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.

by Sweet Peep October 2, 2016

WISDOMED

When you get older you become more WISDOMED in the game of love, peace and life itself. It is because, honestly, life is literally everything mixed into wisdom itself. Life experiences make it inevitable.

These older wisdomed folk stay trippin’on the younger youth, do they not?

Denzel Washington has not always been as wisdomed as he is now, insofar through his growth and achievement of more life experience making this possible . This great quality is truly inevitable to anyone that lives life but alas, as seen in Mr Washingtons’ case, more potent in the already stronger wisdomed. I can’t explain it but It’s mos def a thing.

by DavidChaserr November 19, 2018

wisdom glitter

silver hairs/ when someone grows older and their hair is aging.

"Wow, Margret your wisdom glitter is showing nowadays!"

by Master Revan July 24, 2017

woken wisdom

Woken wisdom is the illusion that one is intelligent. Someone who speaks as If they know what they are talking about

Ahh I posess woken wisdom . Matt hardy

by Agentco January 2, 2019

Wisdom

Simply the name given to someone to disguise their true nature of stupidity

I named my kid Wisdom because he is retarded

by holyshit walker August 19, 2018

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018