Teacher

Either the coolest person ever or the worst piece of shit you will ever meet, never in between.

1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.

by Edgar_Deutschland January 1, 2015

teachers

Teachers are pretty much our parents. They tell us what to do and are really boring

Teachers are super boring

by Im cheryl blossom January 25, 2019

Teacher

Someone who teaches you random stuff you won't use in the future and likes one student a lot more than you.

"man I hate our teacher"
"our teacher is so nice"

by Dictionary_Fox September 28, 2017

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teacher

The blindest people on earth

while i got kicked to a pulp and tried to fight back my teacher put me in iss because i was "assaulting" a student

by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020

Teacher

Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness

My teacher helps me learn at school

by That guy ryan September 22, 2019