Turkish Submarine

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.

"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"

"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."

by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013

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Vaginal Submarine

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With his vaginal submarine, he knocked at her door.

by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015

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When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.

Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015

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indian submarine

When you call a support call center, and you can't understand what they're saying so you shove the phone up your ass and fart loudly to see how they feel.

I tried to fix my computer yesterday and couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying, so I gave myself an Indian submarine.

by Dickcheeseforrabbits August 13, 2017

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Submarine parent

Parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.

Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."

"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark

by TTZman October 6, 2015

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