keep a spare

To keep some distance in a relationship so as not to get sick of each other.

Girl 1-How are things going with the new man?

Girl 2-Great, we can't keep our hands off each other!
Girl 1-just remember to keep a spare..

by Chaser469 March 4, 2018

Spared

An intactivist term typically referring to an American male who was not circumcised at birth. He was “spared” of the punishment so-to-speak.

Also a quicker way to say someone is uncircumcised.

“Are you circumcised or spared?”

“I’m spared.”

by ThatNiggaLlamar November 2, 2022

Spare a pod day

December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs.

“Hey can I have a pod”

“Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”

by Bellygoose December 18, 2019

Spare

The second heir in line for a monarchy.

After losing his heir, the king had to bring in his spare.

by UndersScore December 22, 2023

Spare nip

A side ting who will do a gentleman’s bidding.

“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”

by Joebanana April 1, 2022

Spare Bedroom

Evas/slag favourite place to be when it’s her sesh.

Spare bedroom = shag

by Cjd118 June 29, 2022

Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."

I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018