internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"

Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!

by Sam Burns July 8, 2006

internet

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

by BigD December 8, 2002

internet

magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Internet

What was, is and shall ever be. And probably something else too.

I saw it on the internet

by 4657745567 December 10, 2006

Internet

a place where 2930 pound 13 year old girls can pretend to be a slim 100 pound 18 year old with doudble D breast.

by 60kaerfsmis August 27, 2003

internet

porn funnel

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?

Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.

by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008