Bend Dutch

A hand job with the mans hand on the cock, but the other person grabs the wrist and does all the work

I didn't want her touching my junk so I grabbed it and asked for the Bend Dutch

by TobiasBachelor August 19, 2012

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A dutch howdy

Woman wears dutch milkmaid hat and clogs, man wears cowboy hat and boots. In 69 position with dutch chocolate whiped over the genitals to lick it off untill a deepthroat cumshot.

Dont be rude, give that man a dutch howdy

by jklfyu789 May 11, 2022

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Dutch Oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven

by TheDeadInside May 5, 2023

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Dutch Brownie

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015

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Dutch Hammer

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.

Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer

by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011

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