Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

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night crud

The congestion that's in your throat and nose when you wake up in the morning.

I'll sound more like myself after I get rid of this night crud.

by Echo27 September 27, 2010

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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

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