Zeus

Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..

Zeus is amazing! I love Zeus so much!

by kitten ball November 19, 2023

Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022

Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Zeus

sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts

He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.

by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013

National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.

-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.

by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024

Zeus

Zeus sounds a lot like the biblical version of God, the one designed to scare people into submission (to humans with more money than them, since gods aren't real).

Zeus sounds like a tyrant's tyrant, which is more of a human trait than any other living being.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021