Venture

super amazing, hot, sexy guy with a horse cock.

“he was super sexy”
“was he venture?”

by meowmeow254 March 2, 2022

rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

Denture Venture

The insinuation of sexual activity before or after the removal of dentures.

Have fun on your denture venture!

by Jodamea Fox January 25, 2020

nothing ventured, nothing gained

you can't expect to achieve anything if you never take any risks.

"If you're too afraid to start a business, just remember that nothing ventured, nothing gained - sometimes you have to risk everything to be successful."

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

rusty venture

the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.

wow that rusty venture you gave me was amazing

by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much it makes your dick red

From the venture brothers

I need to stop whacking it for the next few days after the Rusty Venture I pulled on Tuesday

by Destoroyah November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010