THANOS

imma just say what where all thinking...*ahem*HE IS A BIG RAISiN WITH LEGS AND 1,000,000 CHINS

example in sentence... my thanosRAY--ZEN Is trying to destroy the avengers again

by OOMPA LOOMPA DOPITY DOO February 4, 2021

Thanos

A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.

Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos

Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.

Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”

“I am inevitable”

And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.

by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020

Thanos

Died in endgame

thanos

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.

Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!

by nobody oompa April 29, 2019

Thanos

A big purple piece of feces with pretty rocks

man i love thanos' rocks

by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 October 20, 2020