When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.
by hotdoghamburger February 20, 2011

wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!
by mrizack July 31, 2010

A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one,Get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.
He just ran the mile in 4:30! Everyone is cheering him on right now, his boss status must be off the charts!
by M-STAK March 14, 2008

by AnnaBanana13 November 17, 2010

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
by BMonz February 5, 2012

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide
Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
by aza333 June 29, 2011

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.
My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
doesn't catch me at this party.
My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
by yoooollam October 20, 2009
