crinkled starfish

the anus or butthole, the opening which shit falls out of.
she tounged my crinkled starfish(see rusty trombone)
by jason&mikey February 26, 2003
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Starfish Kiss

Two people farting simultaneously while their butt cheeks are spread, and the butt-holes are pressed together.
Kevin went to the gay bar, looking for a starfish kiss.
by mmelebois August 30, 2011
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Starfish Mode

When one lays either face-down or facing up with limbs spread as if making snow angels, looking somewhat like a starfish.
Look at Rachel, lying there in starfish mode! She looks like she's tired...
by Mrs. Shim July 16, 2012
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Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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Moscow Starfish

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.
- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.
by Stivchik June 26, 2020
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