The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.
“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”
by PyroSabr July 3, 2022
Get the Second Amendmentmug. The time you spend working unpaid overtime. Since a typical U.S. work week is 40 hours, extra work occupies the second 40 hours in a given week.
by Ion Storm January 19, 2009
Get the second fortymug. Jerry: Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me:
According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop hisbaseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh... That is one magic luggie.
Newman: Well, that's the way it happened.
Jerry: What happened to your head when you got hit?
Kramer: Well... Uh, well my head went back and to the left
Jerry: Again
Kramer: Back and to the left
Jerry: Back and to the left, Back and to the left
Elaine: So, what are you saying?
Jerry: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind - that there had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed, that would have caused your head to pitch forward.
According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop hisbaseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh... That is one magic luggie.
Newman: Well, that's the way it happened.
Jerry: What happened to your head when you got hit?
Kramer: Well... Uh, well my head went back and to the left
Jerry: Again
Kramer: Back and to the left
Jerry: Back and to the left, Back and to the left
Elaine: So, what are you saying?
Jerry: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind - that there had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed, that would have caused your head to pitch forward.
by E i R a I m C November 4, 2010
Get the Second Spittermug. 1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.
1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"
by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017
Get the Sloppy Secondsmug. "Hey man, I'm really nervous about getting up on that stage."
"Relax bud, all you got to do is take a deep breath, wait 4.8 seconds, and then head on out there. You'll do great!"
"Relax bud, all you got to do is take a deep breath, wait 4.8 seconds, and then head on out there. You'll do great!"
by mjexpress May 15, 2014
Get the 4.8 secondsmug. by k8t419 November 12, 2011
Get the Second-Handwichmug. by BigManIsBig December 25, 2018
Get the Second chancemug.