scuba keg

drinking keg beer through a scuba snorkel
"We're about to scuba the shit out of this keg."

"Her eyes were swimming. She'd been scuba kegging all night."
by MadDoggieDawg April 24, 2010
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Keg pump

When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.
That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.
by owlcaholic December 28, 2008
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tapping the keg

by R November 20, 2003
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Keg Cap

Prior to ejaculating, the male will insert his penis into his sexual partners belly button. Upon ejaculating the sperm will fill the belly button 'foaming' out of the seal made by the penis and belly button.
Bro! I totally keg capped that chick last night.

Or
Babe just let me keg cap you!
by Heykiddo100 July 16, 2013
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Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
by morningwood0023 December 07, 2009
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Keg Freeze

A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.
He threw up while doing a keg freeze
by AZNHIM April 04, 2010
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keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
by PTHmatt November 02, 2007
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