One of the many horrible things coming out of that corporate, brainwashing company, Disney Channel. Sickens me.
You can trust me, when I say I am WAYYYYY smarter than any crazy girl who obviously could NEVER get a boyfriend, therefore developing some idiotic celebrity crush on someone who you will NEVER meet.
Nick Jonas will never EVER marry you!
He will never KNOW YOUR NAME!
He will never read that fan-mail you spend your time writing!
AND EVEN IF HE DID HE WOULD HE WOULD CONSIDER YOU ANOTHER ANNOYING FAN!!!
My advice to any girl who has a crush on Jonas Brothers:
GET A REALITY CHECK!!! Why don't you start wearing a bra, buy some deodorant, and GET A BOYFRIEND!!!
(preferably one you've met, knows your name, and is actually attractive)
And I am a 12 year old girl, reading at a college level, math at a 10th grade level, and I have been going out with my boyfriend (13) for over a year.
And I would get beat up SOOO bad if I even MENTIONED them at school(trust me, it happened to someone else)
And yes, this school does have 15 year olds too.
You can trust me, when I say I am WAYYYYY smarter than any crazy girl who obviously could NEVER get a boyfriend, therefore developing some idiotic celebrity crush on someone who you will NEVER meet.
Nick Jonas will never EVER marry you!
He will never KNOW YOUR NAME!
He will never read that fan-mail you spend your time writing!
AND EVEN IF HE DID HE WOULD HE WOULD CONSIDER YOU ANOTHER ANNOYING FAN!!!
My advice to any girl who has a crush on Jonas Brothers:
GET A REALITY CHECK!!! Why don't you start wearing a bra, buy some deodorant, and GET A BOYFRIEND!!!
(preferably one you've met, knows your name, and is actually attractive)
And I am a 12 year old girl, reading at a college level, math at a 10th grade level, and I have been going out with my boyfriend (13) for over a year.
And I would get beat up SOOO bad if I even MENTIONED them at school(trust me, it happened to someone else)
And yes, this school does have 15 year olds too.
Girl- OMG!!! Don't you LOVE the Jonas Brothers!?! They are SOOOO cute!!!
Me- Maybe you should have a crush on someone from the same state as you. Or at least one you've talked to.
Girl- Oh, who needs you? I'm gonna listen to my new CD.
Me- OW!!! MY EARS! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Me- Maybe you should have a crush on someone from the same state as you. Or at least one you've talked to.
Girl- Oh, who needs you? I'm gonna listen to my new CD.
Me- OW!!! MY EARS! MAKE IT STOP!!!
by Angelicawalker123 August 04, 2008
Three little faggots, from Wackmeoff, jersey, who sit in a tree and masturbate to eachother, and call playing the meat whistle and skin flute music... Now, they insult the whole music community by just being alive, kinda like a nowaday Hanson.
The Jonas Brothers like men
by Bileth September 15, 2008
overrated american boyband consisting of 3 brothers called joe,kevin and nick.
females from 1-100 adore them for their sex appeal obviously(which by the way is...where?)
stole songs from busted,year 3000,what i go to school for and retouched it a million times without the band's permission.
The songs that the jonas bros actually do own which are about 5 out of 500 all sound the same and have the same theme:girl problems.
not that we haven't heard that before,right?
seriously,if you love the jonas bros,love em ok? but you've gotta see that they are a marketing product from disney and realise that sooner or later one of them's about to show their true colours,like ending up in rehab or drug scandals coming.
females from 1-100 adore them for their sex appeal obviously(which by the way is...where?)
stole songs from busted,year 3000,what i go to school for and retouched it a million times without the band's permission.
The songs that the jonas bros actually do own which are about 5 out of 500 all sound the same and have the same theme:girl problems.
not that we haven't heard that before,right?
seriously,if you love the jonas bros,love em ok? but you've gotta see that they are a marketing product from disney and realise that sooner or later one of them's about to show their true colours,like ending up in rehab or drug scandals coming.
fan:omigod! i love the jonas brothers,they are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hawt,and talented,and cute,and goodlooking and talented,and oh my god,I'm so gonna marry nick.
by PoshT July 30, 2008
The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.
also related to Frankie Jonas
also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"
by dark princess January 09, 2008
a talentless "band" consisting of three rediculously ugly, borderline homerotic brothers named paul, joe, and nick, who make millions a year by selling sex to preteen girls.
-Their fanbase consists of approximately 70 trillion 10-13 year-old girls who's parents won't let them listen to "explicit" songs and so have no idea what real music sounds like.
-In every song they say the word 'baby' about 50 times.
the only reason they haven't been arrested for being rampant pedophiles is because they wear "Purity rings" and say that they can't have sex until they're married. Thus, they are allowed to rape the ears
of trillions of 12-year-olds.
-Their fanbase consists of approximately 70 trillion 10-13 year-old girls who's parents won't let them listen to "explicit" songs and so have no idea what real music sounds like.
-In every song they say the word 'baby' about 50 times.
the only reason they haven't been arrested for being rampant pedophiles is because they wear "Purity rings" and say that they can't have sex until they're married. Thus, they are allowed to rape the ears
of trillions of 12-year-olds.
Jonas Brothers: Oh baybay, we want to stalk you and watch you through your window. Check out our awesome purity rings.
brainwashed preteen: Oh Joe, i want to have your babies!
joe bros: come into our trailer and let us have ear sex with you.
brainwashed preteen: Oh god, yes! Anything!
brainwashed preteen: Oh Joe, i want to have your babies!
joe bros: come into our trailer and let us have ear sex with you.
brainwashed preteen: Oh god, yes! Anything!
by beefjerky54621 March 27, 2009
by Alan Massacre April 13, 2009
the gayest thing since homosexuality itself. if you enjoy listening to them, please get some help or put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.
Idiot: Like OMJ I just totally love the Jonas Brothers
Fag: Yeah they're hot
Normal Person: *hits the idiot and the fag in the head with a balloon and they both die*
Fag: Yeah they're hot
Normal Person: *hits the idiot and the fag in the head with a balloon and they both die*
by some one from new york December 21, 2008