jacob

jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)

jacob is so cool

by skrskr225 May 8, 2022

Jacob

Just a tall person, man will you with his vibes.

Dude 1 : Have you seen that guy??? Im quivering rn

Dude 2: He's totally a Jacob no wonder bro

by mangobro May 11, 2021

The Jacob

Bringer of definitions.

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!

by BLAM! November 5, 2004

Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon

Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob

by Jablimpy February 7, 2022

Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.

Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...

by schizophremadness March 1, 2018

Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner

wow is that Jacob eating cats

by iynez February 12, 2020

jacob

plays video games and loves those kahoot nicknames

Teacher: Who is Gabe Itches?
Jacob:😏😏

by somebody333 October 30, 2019