A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense
by BornBlitzed April 07, 2025
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Gatherer is a sub-species of the name "Hunter".
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")
by the indus river valley November 14, 2021
An event where the only person engaged with the music is the DJ or band, while the audience chooses to film the experience instead of being fully present in the moment.
Went to this weird club last night where the cringy DJs were the only people dancing. Everybody was on their phone, no vibe, souless atmosphere, a total cunt gathering.
by Joe Smiff October 17, 2024
(aka picking orange blossoms)
1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”
The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”
The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
by KungFuLambda September 05, 2022