Flynn

Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).

"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"

O shit, I forgot to give Flynn his breakfast.

by CC-8826 August 25, 2023

Flynn

Stupid and bad - Xavier

Flynn? Oh
Yeah he is stupid and bad.

by anonymous December 30, 2021

flynn

flynn is a man with the smallest penis. if the saying "you are what you eat" is to be believed, flynn is a dick. flynn is a stupid, pant shitting, excuse of a person. he also puts cum in his water bottle so he can drink it in class

uh oh hide, here cums flynn

by lillian819 add my snap May 24, 2020

Flynn

The act of being an emotionally abusive boy with the emotional intelligence of a brick wall. Flynn is a man that struggles with jealousy and doesn't use soap. Avoid for your own wellbeing.

"my ex is so obsessed he won't take the hint"
"ugh sounds like such a Flynn"

by burningretinas October 19, 2020

Flynn-spin

Enriching a story or anecdote by embellishing minutely relevant facts, not pertaining to the overall subject of the story, for entertainment purposes.

Heather, was late for work again. When her boss asked what happened, rather than tell him she was late because she stopped for a turtle, she put a Flynn-Spin on it and told him she “saved” a turtle; by fighting off seagulls and oncoming traffic.

Excusing her tardiness.

by Gertrude43 September 14, 2023

James Flynn

Often very confused, overuses the words hardly and surely not. Enjoys to look at and possibly taste feet

"oh look I think I see James Flynn"
"Why is he bent over"

by Mr Flynn ryder November 27, 2023

Flynn

A fat shit that sucks his aquaman dads dick, and has a pat little Chode. It is said in legends that if you can count all of his chins you will gain the ability of all of the Greek gods.

Ugh look at you you little Flynn

by Big_dick_101 February 16, 2020