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I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.
T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from
by Bchita March 22, 2010
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Fallen From Bourbon

The oblivious act of sitting on your arse playing playstation playing with your nudger whilst idiotically feeding your pet mutt bourbon after bourbon to find your dog laid on its back brown bread in the back garden
Nudgebar chars dog was sparko on the back lawn it had fallen from bourbon
by Dysooo October 23, 2022
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Fallen warrior

How your boys in high school call you after a rejection by a Girl.
you: Damn, I got rejected my Niyusha yesterday.

your Bros: Stand up and fight, fallen warrior!
by pineapplepebble April 22, 2022
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Fallen

Typically means a server that has continuous wipes after minuscule problems. The community also cannot make a decision and will always complain at the littlest hurdle.
Damn. Did you see The Fallen VI? It wiped again because Medical Pouches were too big.
by Sh1tT4lker January 31, 2022
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the fallen

a rare crature
the fallen is too horny for this world
by bearrrrrrr September 8, 2023
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Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 4, 2021
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