friendzoned

When a girl says she wants a good guy, but not good like you are good. She wants good like some guy that is a moron and doesn't like her back good!

Thomas Macon always gets friendzoned by every girl that he likes. He is the greatest guy, but gets the whole I don't like you as much as a guy who doesn't like me back!

by Thomas Macon's Dog March 11, 2017

Friendzone

The action of being kept out of in between a girl’s legs.

I have never been friendzoned before. Girls just run in the opposite direction.

by The big not smart October 16, 2019

Friendzoned

The self-inflicted limbo that man-babies complain endlessly about, when a woman they know fails to realize that she's somehow obligated to provide a romantic or sexual relationship to any man who is interested and claims to be her friend, simply because he wants it. Used by the same type of guys who claim to be "nice" yet call women used up sluts for having sex with men they're actually attracted to. Men who can't fathom being actual "friends" with a woman they find attractive if they can't act on that attraction - due to them thinking exclusively with their dicks and only seeing women as sex objects. If any man uses this term unironically, just run, because they have no real interest in you as an actual human being and will never be a real friend to you, and in fact are highly likely to go berserk on you at some point because they aren't getting what they want.

Friendzoned - "I can't believe that I've wasted 2 years of my life pretending to give a shit about a chick who won't even give me the sex I deserve! I pretended to listen to her problems and enjoy hanging out with her without her getting naked for me even ONCE, and this is how she repays me? Screw that bitch, I'm tired of being stuck in the Friendzone"!

by LauRenFree April 25, 2022

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

Friendzone

The terrible place that all the guys who are too pussy to ask girls out go.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alex has to ask that girl out or else he's gonna get friendzoned"

Guy 2: "I know bro, that kid has no balls."

by darealjesus January 20, 2015

Friendzoner

Thats one kid called Kyle who always cockblocks.

"man, Kyle is such a friendzoner he always steals my bird"

by Kule March 20, 2019

Friendzone

the distance between you and your crush that defines being friendzoned the distance is 3m or 9"11

james: bruh u in the friendzone get closer to her
jimmy:yea youre right

by doc hooi August 31, 2020