A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.
1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.
2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.
2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?
2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.
2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?
by Clawed Balls September 18, 2010
Get the crooked veinmug. by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018
Get the crook of the footmug. by MeAgain October 16, 2006
Get the crooked lettermug. 
Slang term for the Snooker player Mark Allen, as he goes down for a pot his chin Manoeuvres to rest on the sliding cue, causing him to have a Crooked Face. No dis-credit to him, his a great player but who else can move their chin like that? Its got a mind of its own.
John Parrott: As you can see here with Marks cueing action his chin moves to allow for better aiming in the long pots. Unorthodox but it works for the lad. Good on ya Crooked Face!
by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010
Get the Crooked Facemug. A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.
Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.
Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.
Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"
by ACG2x March 4, 2005
Get the halfway crookmug. by howm June 17, 2008
Get the Crooked Lettermug.