Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
by grxcemxrtin April 07, 2020
Coleman is someone who will gaslight you and make you feel the most insecure you have ever felt. Coleman’s are not the type of people to date but more of entertainment. They use their since of humor to hide their insecurities and they will do anything to get what they want. Don’t be fooled by little white lies told by Coleman.
by ragekid2244 November 27, 2023
When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.
Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 05, 2021
by poo1410 May 31, 2021
by Coleman Alvarez March 10, 2021
The act of starting day drinking in the morning knowing full well that you’re gonna hit your limit and puss out on the evening planned with your friends. Usually coupled with blaming the spouse for bailing on said evening plans. Sometimes resulting in simply ghosting your buddies.
by Panda0321 August 20, 2022