Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Crud

The less offensive word for CRAP. Never use this word to insult someone, or you'll get shame.

"Oh crud, my salad fell off the table."

by Mistickle December 26, 2023

Crud

When someone wants smoke with ANYBODY. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

You saw what putin did to ukraine?! HE IS ON CRUD.

by Foutens212 January 15, 2023

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

crud

SIMPILY REFERRING TO A PERSON BEING MAD,STUPID OR PSYCHOPATH. THIS WORD USED FOR AVOIDING SWEAR WORDS.

ME: "THIS GUY IS ON THE CRUD ."
JACK : "AY YO! IS THIS GUY ON THE CRUD OR SOMETHING?"

by ZAN ZEE December 6, 2021

crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."

Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!

by uhh94 November 14, 2019