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Off center

To be touched in the head. Not right in the head. Insane in the membrane. Some what crazy.
He's a little off center.
by judge dredd7 September 10, 2012
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guitar center

Musical instrument store that usally carries all types except orechestra instruments.

Have more of a variety of guitar than other chains such Sam Ash.
You can talk down the price on most guitars and amps, even get a free case if you deal right.
i bought a guitar for 500 out the door, even though the price tag was 549.99 with tax not included, at guitar center
by Calvin Riley July 23, 2007
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Business Center

A washroom in a hotel lobby which you use to do your business, rather than stinking up the washroom in your hotel room.
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm heading down to the business center."
by ae_zero October 18, 2023
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Think Center

A place that anyone may go To collect their thoughts, ponder on subjects, and generally think.

To present oneself with an idea would be to think it.
The past-tense of thinking of something while in a Think Center would be to `Thinked`it.

To be Think Centered is to have elevated thought activity than normal.

Think Centers can be anywhere that accumulates higher levels of thought for one or more people, than a general area.

Examples: schools, desks, quiet places, classrooms, natural areas, Etcetera.

Think Centers are not officially established nor approved by any figure of authority. Their location are places of preference by any individual.
I thinked of a great idea!

Give me a second, I`m Think Centered

I cant`t do my math homework here, so I`m going to my Think Center.

I went to my Think Center alone because nobody else can be Think Centered there but me.
by Definitions Mechanicalized November 3, 2011
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Under Center

The sexual act in which one partner is bent over in a three point stance (the center). The other partner is hitting it from behind (the QB), yells “hike”, and prompts their partner to reach under and fondle their testicles. Touchdown.
Margaret and I were “under center” last night and she didn’t fumble even a single time. She’s my MVP.
by Espotato June 15, 2019
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redemption center

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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Lee Center

This could mean multiple things. This is usually a person or action. Lee center is a real hick scum. One lives on Mountain Dew and cigarettes. One that smells like cat piss living like a trailer park hoarder. Trash. A person that is ignorant and so used to things being a certain way, that they just can’t have an open mind. This person is dirty and pure scum. If you see a person at Walmart with dirty pajama pants, a pleather jacket, greasy hair with gross Skechers leaving a trail of cigarette stench behind them then you can say... “Man, that’s so Lee Center”.
You’re so Lee Center
That’s so Lee Center
He/She is so Lee Center
by Dannyd823 February 24, 2021
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