John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
Hot

Looks like tomato after PE

John David Bloom is CUTE!

by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022

orlando bloom

A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.

Orlando Bloom is sexy,

But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?

ew

by HARLY69 April 5, 2008

full bloom

Term used to describe college towns on the first few days of nice weather in Spring. Primarily used in areas like the midwest and upper midwest where harsh winters are followed by glorious spring temperature, eventually. Typically coming in late April or early May, this term is descriptive of all the beautiful things associated with spring in a college town...flowers...sunshine...birds...rabbits...skirts..especially skirts.

"The only thing getting me through this winter is the thought of Iowa City in full bloom."

"Umm, it is 70 degrees and sunny for the first time all year. Should we head up to the PedMall and see this beautiful town in full bloom?"

by madeupnameinsertedhere February 20, 2014

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

blooming dale high school

A place where people think they are the shit but really that’s any high school and they think they are the thickest girls there. But really that’s any high school too.

blooming dale high school is a really good school in blooming dale

by TTV_upalupa720 May 26, 2019

purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

by Will B February 24, 2004

Flowers bloom and fall from time to time

There is a moment for one to fall in love and fall out of love.

I thought I was crazy in love with him, but after we dated for years; I now know that flowers bloom and fall from time to time.

by le bonheur February 25, 2022