Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants

" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"

by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024

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Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015

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Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 17, 2023

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Parris Baldwin

Cool as can this name says superstar in the making Just check the web this unisex name stands for Him tho the onand only

Parris Baldwin

by Maddog45 April 14, 2011

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Baldwin

baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins

transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)

b : to deprive of life : cause the death of

// He threatened to baldwin them.

2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to

// baldwin the competition

intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person

// a reckless fool who may baldwin again

// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression

// was dressed to baldwin

Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.

Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.

by Ern Malley October 28, 2021

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