Baldwin

A disgusting town in western Michigan consisting of potheads and wannabe gangbangers, stay as far away as you can.

"Dude that guy is from Baldwin, gross."

by NorthernCannibal March 25, 2021

Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants

" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"

by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024

Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015

Devin Dakota Baldwin

A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.

Did you see Devin Dakota Baldwin in science today? He's so fine but he's such a nerd

by unicornchic September 13, 2017

Dirty Baldwin

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.

Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!

by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020

Baldwin

To kill or murder something. To exclaim or state something is very effective or efficient.

1. Wow his Audi is so Baldwin! 2. Wow this matchup tonight is going to be so Baldwin! 3. This new iPhone is going to be so Baldwin! 4. My girl cheated on me. I should totally Baldwin her and her lover!

by Damnyou_ScubaSteve December 3, 2021

The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.

"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."

by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021