bailey

to poop on a lawnchair and sit in it until it hardens up
by kyle mcmillian william February 26, 2011
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Bailey

A very snotty girl who only cares about herself. She will lie to make herself look better and to make you look like an ass even if she is the real one. May pretend to be upset just to get attention.
Girl 1:Did you see Bailey crying today?

Girl 2:Isee Bailey crying everyday for attention.

Girl 1:Teah no kidding.
by yurout! July 11, 2011
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the best person ever, a handsome boy, with such a good personality, he will crack you up! Every Girl will turn their head for him in awe.
Girl: Hes SUCH a bailey!!
by pimpboi69 December 10, 2018
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A step below panhandling, a Bailey is the act of using your mental retardation and offensive oder to lure a stranger into providing you with food or cigarettes with no intention of ever paying them back. When caught performing a Bailey, one must act even more mentally challenged while stuttering incoherently like a useless moron.
I just got paid, but I'm going to pull a Bailey and wait at the counter untill someone notices how bad I smell and in sympathy, pays for my cigarettes so I can quickly get home to my obese bipolar wife.
by OG Bobby Hill December 04, 2019
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The name of noobs
Bailey is such a NOOB
by Juicy Wuevos May 24, 2019
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bailey

a boy i like, a boy everyone likes, touchy, and friendly , funny, serious , HOTTEST guy out and i actually love home to bits
bailey and i went out on a date once, he bought me flowers
by therealitythoughts February 16, 2017
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bailey is A BITCH WHO GOSIPS ALL THE TIME, and never knows how to tell the truth, idk about your bailey but ours is a complete thot who cheats on everyone she dated( with girls and boys). you better watch out for this bailey, if u ever meet her......she will talk about u and then lie about it......WATCH. OUT.!!!!
hey is that bailey...….. lets go away !!

OML ITS BAILEY *runs away*
by Te to the motherfucking HeT April 30, 2019
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