Angry Matt

When someone is so mad that they cannot even speak. Often associated with glazed doughnut eyes and mutterings under their breath. There is no return from this temper until the next morning when it will be entirely forgotten.

Wow, did you see Tony last night? He went full on Angry Matt.

by Snacks King May 12, 2020

Angry Butterfly

An old ladies Foo Foo

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHILE OUT FOR A WALK BY A RETIREMENT HOME. THEN A GUST OF WIND BLEW UP AN ELDERLY LADIES DRESS. WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES AT NIGHT, I STILL SEE THAT ANGRY BUTTERFLY

by Azzzfu March 23, 2022

angry earl

When somebody usually called Alex headlocks somebody during a friendly gootball match and ends their anal pipe with his African Totem Pole.

Wow, during St Heliers match on Sunday, Ben was given an 'Angry Earl'.

by youngdefiner December 10, 2016

Angry Birds

An old and once praised relic of the early 2010s

Hey dude did you play this new Angry birds game?

Angry Birds? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

by Dried-Fried-Moist-Rough-Harry- June 23, 2021

Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.

"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"

by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011

angry handy

Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.

Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!

by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017

Giggling Angry

When you become so enraged, that you begin to giggle uncontrollably. Not laugh, not guffaw...giggle. May be accompanied by vocalized plans of an overly elaborate and unnecessarily messy end to the source of said rage.

"I hate these stupid phones at work so much (giggling angry)...I'm going to put them into a bag, and then (giggling), I'm going to smash them all to bits with a sledgehammer, and then (giggling) I'm going to blend the smashed bits until they are dust (more giggling)...and then I'm going to burn the blender with the dust, just to be sure.....(giggling, evil smile)

by XXXXXLhammerfairy August 8, 2012