by returnfrom86 August 01, 2005
by JT September 26, 2003
You: "Alexa, how many cu ft. is one cum?"
Alexa: "1 cum = 35.32 cu ft."
Guy 1: "Here I cum!"
Guy 2: "You spelled it wrong. It's 'come.'"
Guy 1: "Spelling doesn't matter since we're saying all this.
Guy 2: "Oh yeah."
Alexa: "1 cum = 35.32 cu ft."
Guy 1: "Here I cum!"
Guy 2: "You spelled it wrong. It's 'come.'"
Guy 1: "Spelling doesn't matter since we're saying all this.
Guy 2: "Oh yeah."
by PixelatedMike October 16, 2018
Cum on my face daddy
let me suck that cum out
DID YOU JUST FUCKING CUM INSIDE OF ME?!?!?! GREAT NOW I NEED TO DUCHE.
damn your cum is sweeter then usual.
im horny, give me that fucking cum papi
let me suck that cum out
DID YOU JUST FUCKING CUM INSIDE OF ME?!?!?! GREAT NOW I NEED TO DUCHE.
damn your cum is sweeter then usual.
im horny, give me that fucking cum papi
by I have a degree January 31, 2021
Sofia and Jake were cuddling on the couch. Sofia began to slide lower onto the couch towards Jake's crotch. She began curiously sliding her hand closer to his penis and stroking it. It shot straight up immediately. Sofia began stroking it. She finally pulled off his boxers and ran her tongue up his shaft Jake couldn't take it. He grabbed Sofias head and pushed her onto his dick. "Can you handle daddys huge cock babygirl?"Jake finally nutted in her mouth. He did not let Sofia go. She sucked it all up. When he let go she said "Fuck yes daddy I want to drink your yummy cum!"
by Qtfreak March 30, 2021
by BLM ;) September 18, 2020