Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021

Noise-maker

A loud, attention getting fart that is surprisingly scent free.

Billy just blasted a bomb of a fart, but relax, it was just a noise-maker.

by J Lav November 17, 2019

bare noise

When mandemmm pull up and blast there beek taking “bare noise” like someone asked them to talk 😂

Bare noise ; Broooo stop talking bareee noise before I call the mandemmm

by Ellabrazy519 July 16, 2018

noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.

1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"

by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015

monkey noises

The native language of me

Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)

by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021

Leicifer noises

A Leicifer noise is any noise created, associatied with, or commonly used by a Leicifer.

"Mmm"
"She's making Leicifer noises, again."

by Fukeller69 November 27, 2022

lad noises

Lad noises are loud and obnoxious noises formed by younger males to express a range of emotions and act as a form of unison.

Example of lad noises:
1. Bro did you see the jugs on her mate? Fucking massive dude "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2. I fucking failed this test mate, fuck Miss and fuck school! "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
3. Yo I passed "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Comrad1214 May 8, 2017