Tessa Jade Weise

a loving little girl whose parents are divorced. She is a wonderful girl who can mend anyone's heart. She can easily make you laugh and make anyone smile. Don't pass her up for someone crazy. She may be a little cra-cra at times but she is the perfect person to love.

Mom: Tessa Jade Weise thank you for helping
Tessa Jade Weise: Your welcome Mom

by new.year_dubs.9 February 26, 2021

two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 April 03, 2016

Tessa combs

Tessa combs is a white girl. She’s sweet gorgeous and cute, she’s very friendlier then everyone 😊 she has a lots of friends she also has a tiktok account! Her videos are absolutely amazing 🤩

“Omg is that Tessa combs?! Wow she’s famous I’m gonna go talk to her”

by mr potato girl April 29, 2021

Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.

Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa

by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 15, 2023

Tessa Kowski

Ugly Hoe Whos obsessed with Hippos

Omg did you hear abt that new girl?

Yeah shes such a Tessa kowski

by Lababa. July 02, 2022

Tessa g

Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.

Oh look at that “tessa g” I don’t want you to be lazy like that missy.

by George John Washington October 06, 2020