tonsil tennis

A very hardcore makout session. Basically when you shove your tongue all the way down somebody else's throat and they do the same thing to you.

I saw Adam and Caroline playing tonsil tennis. Damn, they were going at it.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

Tenni - Wii

A sport played between two players. Each player uses a racquet that is strung to strike a hollow rubber ball covered with felt. Normaly a stick is the most sutibal object used to difine each opponents boundarys. Players must stay seated through out the game bating ball between each other using componants of Nintendo Wii sporting where each player does not break a sweat, nor need be on feet. If player should stand to fetch ball out of boundarys, they are striked out. Players must "bum shuffel" the distance to retrieve ball.

Alice - "Kiss the ground bitch! I am the shit at Tenni - Wii"

Renee - "Fuck you alice! best out of three?!"

by Overwheel & Stanbrook Inc February 5, 2010

Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.

Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”

by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019

Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.

Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.

by Onlydog January 4, 2019

Facebook tennis

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.

Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.

by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010

Tennis Bod

A physique that is seen in males in their early/late 20's or even 30's. With a body structure of toned: arms, chest, abs and back muscles, but not visibly overly muscular or in extremely low body fat. It's a comfortable frame that can fit into any kind of wardrobe and not make your clothes appear visibly tight. It is a physique that is comfortable, attainable, and functional as opposed to a meathead's physique. This kind of build is seen in most men that come from wealth or have a high income profession and don't need to have big muscles to impress females Tennis bod is also quite similar to a physique that of a quarterback.

"You're not cutting bro?"

"Nah man, I'm always toned. I got the tennis bod

Yeah, Nick goes to the gym a couple times a week, eats whatever he wants, and still has a pretty good build. Definitely tennis bod material

I don't care about being big, I'm good with the tennis bod

by BaylorU44 May 18, 2018

bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

by genius677 September 5, 2015