Ted “TT” Thompson

The result of being a piss poor SoundCloud rapper named YungMilly and falling for a scam in which you are on a video conference call with highly decorated Universal Records talent scout Ted Thompson who takes you on a week long expedition via zoom and text-me-now and on the 5th day of being assfucked by Ted with no lube , you enter a zoom call to discuss salary and the man on the other end of the line is none other than Oscar the cocksucking grouch. Get rekd milly-o.

Bro yungmilly is straight hot garbage. I think Ted “TT” Thompson is gonna sign him to a ten year contract

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 5, 2022

ted the caver

Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.

Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.

This story is meant to scare individuals.

Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.

by Caver Boy December 4, 2007

Ted Cruz

The true identity of the Zodiac Killer.

"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"

"Probably Ted Cruz."

"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."

by George Washingmachine July 25, 2016

Ted Mosby

1. The main character on HIMYM. While Ted is sweet, awesome, and romantic, he can also be rather douchey (and that's douchey, not douché) as a reflection of his personality in college. His main goal during his late 20s and early 30s is to find a wife, and he pursues many ill-fated relationships to fulfill this goal.

2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.

3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom

Man: Guys! Why am I not married yet? I'm almost 24! My biological clock is ticking! I'm so lonely in this world! I just want a wife and lots of babies to call my own!

Everybody else: Dude! Don't be such a Ted Mosby. Besides, you are a guy, you don't have a biological clock.

by HIMYM fan May 8, 2009

Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

Ted Ligety Camp

A summer ski camp. One of the best times of your life. And yes, you get really intensely soar, but its worth it.

You get better at skiing with the best coaches and not one, but TWO A-Team members (Ted Ligety and Andrew Weibrecht). It's an experience you don't want to miss.

Damn, I miss Ted Ligety Camp. I still have dreams that I'm still there!

by Skiing Person July 24, 2009

ted was right

The unabomber was correct with everything he did and said

Oh honey our new electric banna peeler just got here in the mail its in a weird packa-(BOOM) in conclusion ted was right

by Ted kazzy January 15, 2022