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Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023
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Teapotting

When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch
Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting
by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023
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Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina
we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025
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Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum
she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot
by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025
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Teapot

Teapot: A formerly competent stealth server for RGH/JTAG xboxs that is owned by a crak head.
Your still using teapot live in 2024?
by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
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teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 2, 2024
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Raava in a teapot

A phrase loosely used in fanfiction s for animated series Legend Of Korra
Raava in a teapot that hurts-“
by Kiribaku is only ship June 28, 2021
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