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Trauma butler

Expression used in South Africa to describe those friends who always give you the bad news
Piers: Hi Margot, what's wrong? You're looking old today...

Later, Margot to friend Emily

Gosh, Piers is such a trauma butler!
by NicoB February 28, 2011
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Traumical

A comical situation that results in trauma.
Although Steve has been a unicyclist for 21 years, it took a traumical incident with his pants-leg to make them gather.
by backotruck May 29, 2013
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Traumaliated

The act of being traumatized as the victim of an attacker and then subsequently humiliated by the same person, who has then taken sympathy on you because they've realised how pathetic your existence is.

Example: You were just robbed at a cash machine by a stranger, after a few seconds of walking away, they turn round and come back, placing the money they just stole in your hand and say "I saw your bank balance, I'm sorry".

- Inspired by real events, the term was coined by "Vuthy VT" in a comment which received over 600 likes in 4 hours!
OMG I've just been Traumaliated!

I think if that happened to me, I'd be pretty Traumaliated too.
by Gibsonion March 14, 2019
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Trauma center

A good name for a hospital, now that people get shot at the hospital.
Patient-Where do I go now? I just got shot at the hospital.
Doctor- That's a good question, they might send you to the morgue next. They just sent a couple people from the burn center to the morgue after it caught on fire a few days ago. This trauma center hasn't had this happen yet.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019
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traumochalis

Used to describe a traumatic experiences in a persons life.
The traumochalis events in the marriage are what led to the divorce.
by SuperRo0t September 29, 2019
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a hill in new zealand with a long name.
jeff: you want to go down to taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu?

tom: what did you say?

jeff: I said you want to go down to taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu? tom: where do you want to go?

jeff: TAUMATAWHAKATANGI­HANGAKOAUAUOTAMATEA­TURIPUKAKAPIKIMAUNGA­HORONUKUPOKAIWHEN­UAKITANATAHU!
by pencilboy928 April 27, 2020
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traumatised for breakfast

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast
by Shitmaster69 December 23, 2020
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