tu-tam

An average mdicore Asian boy. Who can make LITERALLY anyone laugh at his stupid jokes

Kid: hey look there is a Tu-tam over there

Tu-Tam: Yes

by SOMEBODYTOUCHAMYSPAGGET September 10, 2020

jaj tam gulxit

basically an armenian way of saying “i’m going to cum on your face/head.” or on you in general.

fuck you jaj tam gulxit

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Fukk you tam bat

Slang for saying “What are you talking about?”

Person 1: Mann shawty said I got her pregnant
Person 2: Fukk you tam bat

by KlevvyOnPerkks August 5, 2022

Tim Tam

When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.

"Yo I was hitting this bitch raw in the ass last night and she gave me a Tim Tam."

by Nonfunctional May 10, 2018

Tam

Tam is the name of a person who is the cause of all problems, while he is not always aware of it, it always is

- My picture frame is broken! It is totally Tam’s fault!

- Did you hear, Børsens burned down! Tam did it.

by NotLizzyLizLizard April 29, 2024

Tammed

to get stoned with a Tammy and have a lot of laughs

WE were sooo tammed yesterday lol.

by BtchyMomma June 1, 2018

The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.

Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?

by Imperial Potatoes May 3, 2025