by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
by WhoreHay1217 January 19, 2025
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
by Jpv420 June 17, 2019
A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 05, 2024
Putting starburst and Skittles in a bottles of Mt. Dew, and when the Dew is drank, one is left with a congealed ball of starburst, Skittles, and Mt. Dew.
by Jakestastyballs January 06, 2020
This is a term used to describe any janky "repair" done to a taillight instead of just buying a new one. Examples include (but are not limited to) a piece of a plastic Folgers coffee tub, red duct tape, half of a solo cup, etc.
Wow did you see randys tallahassee taillight in his dodge pickup truck? I heard he got drunk off of a 30 pack of keystone light and backed into his neighbors trailer!
by Mc3smemedream June 30, 2017
by M0tionless June 23, 2024