A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
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Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018
Get the tallahassee skid mark mug.When a person, male or female, is covered/drenched in cum and then proceeds to wrap up in the bed sheets and roll around in order to “clean up”. Specifically, a shower CANNOT be taken. The exertion from all the activity sends the roller into a brief but extremely deep sleep. Most commonly practiced in the Florida pan handle but has been spreading at an alarming rate to other areas of The South since 2019.
I’ve got the room for another 30 minutes so I’m going to freshen up with a quick Tallahassee deathroll and then I’m out. I left $20 on the night stand - take it and GTFO.
by FatherAbraham December 29, 2023
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Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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by Dependsformen June 26, 2025
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