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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019
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brisket and tofu

Brisket and Tofu is the Asian equivalent to the Western phrase 'Two Peas in a Pod'.
Jordan and Essa? Yo they sweet on each other like Brisket and Tofu.
by Jiggaman$ May 2, 2018
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Tofu

"Wow, those two are tofu."
by JSpaulding December 7, 2012
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Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.
Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.
by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021
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Tofu

Tofu when applied to dogs mean a fluffy and smart dog.
Everybody will love you. You are smart, curious, friendly and always willing to meet new places.

You are a very charismatic soul and everybody will love you

Another quality on you is speed! You are among the fastest in your group
Tofu you are an awesome dog and the fastest I know!
by Urban530% November 24, 2021
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cheese tofu

That Cheese tofu looks good on that salad.
by Ran Dumb ant January 14, 2021
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