Drive-by Swiping

When travelling across long distances and using tinder (or any dating app) to swipe in the local area whilst still in transit and passing through, to get matches with the local population but never intending to stay there.

Me and some friends were heading back to London from Edinburgh. I got bored so I got on tinder. I ended up Drive-by Swiping down past the peak district and got a macth with this girl in Brimingham.

by PeshyAdventures August 20, 2020

mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.

by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

by nicole95j June 16, 2016

wipe swipe

When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.

I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?

You know it, that's why It too so long.

by The antichirist of memes May 23, 2016

Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".

Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.

by acrobatcat September 27, 2012

Swipe-Righter

A Tinder Application user who indiscriminately swipes right no matter what.

Jerry participates in swipe-righting as he sits with friends at the bar after work. Jerry is a swipe-righter because he engages in interpersonal conversation while he indiscriminately swipes right on Tinder without looking at the application. Jerry is know by his friends and associates to use the Tinder Application as swipe-righter

by Plbob October 25, 2018

anxiety swiping

an anxiety swipe is when you start getting nervous about a guy/girl that you're seeing or talking to.... so you go on your dating app of choice and swipe through numerous humans just to distract yourself.

I'm not sure how its going with Ryan so I went on Bumble and started anxiety swiping.

by therambler1327 January 6, 2019