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swapnil

a man of unsurpassable charms and impressive brains
he's such s swapnil!!
by dick fuhrer February 21, 2004
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Swap shop

A shopping mall in south florida which sells cheap electronics, smoking accessories, clothes, vegetables, and has supercars on display. It is dominated by the local minority consisting mostly of spanish, haitian, and jamaican people. Bargaining is a common tool used by consumers and a big reason for the popularity of the Swap shop.
"Hey i need to stop smoking blunts, know anywhere where i can get a bowl for cheap price?"
"Yeah, lets go to the Swap shop you can bargain there for some really good pieces."
by loryda89 May 25, 2009
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Swea

Hood way to say “swear”. Similar to “swear to God”.

To attest that something is true and a fact. Honestly.

Particularly popular in the southern states.
“This food is hitting!”
“Swea!”
by Wakkyzu March 12, 2018
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Grindel Swap

The act of going behind a man (random or acquaintence) and jiggling his balls. This could be sneaky, out in the open, or an act of retaliation. No homo.
Man 1: What happened? Why do you look so surprised?
Man 2: Ho-Holy shit! Diaz just grindel swapped me!
Man 1: Oh.
by TheNester January 27, 2010
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Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010
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Mom swap

v. The act of trading sexual encounters with a friend's mother in exchange for one with yours. Plural form: Mom-party.
Dude X: "Dude, you know you owe me a bottle of DVX..."

Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"

Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"

Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"

Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."

Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"
by Droogans January 21, 2010
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J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of actually going out with or fucking their sister.
Peter pulled the J-Swap with Camille. Now he fucks Jackie in the ass every day
by Michael Peen April 22, 2008
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