Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014

stansen

A realist person you could ever have.

Stansen will always be there for you no matter what the situation is.

by Jacksabato March 14, 2017

Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

by qtothewerty June 2, 2018

Swanke

A person who is attracted to asian men. Also is a ghetto last name.

"Man, did you hear about that kid Brandon Swanke?

Yeah, He likes eats Calebs Wong's eggrolls."

by this isn't recess November 4, 2009

Swancer

Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.

Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.

by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009

Swans Island

An island....With about 350 people here....we’re all soon going to die...good luck with the war China...See, I’m already loosing my mind....OR WILL IT HAPPEN!!!!.........

Swans Island is an island....The End

by compassrose_830 October 29, 2017

swangers

30 spoke rims that are extended between 6 to 8 farther than the body of your car. Made for the 83 & 84 cadillac impala.

Swangers caught up on tha low, 4-4's bought in all tha hoes
Wood grippin wit tha paint drippin.

by Phillio M April 12, 2006