When some basic white girl posts a picture of sushi to show how exotic she is even though it’s just a fuckin California roll.
by Therealjit October 10, 2018
by Jrread123 September 03, 2014
by Nigga foods January 12, 2021
Sushi that was prepared using poorly prepared/old fish. Leading to food poisoning and other unfun things.
by Flavoured_Air February 01, 2018
by McPhie March 30, 2011
The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak September 18, 2012
When something is almost as good as the real thing, but is definitely, noticeably NOT the real thing. Something that's definitely not bad, but only good enough to get that fix when you don't have time and/or money for the authentic version. Not to be confused with "Gas station sushi" which is a joke in and of itself.
I really want a BMW, but they're too expensive. So I got this VW which is like the Wegman's Sushi of BMW.
by Justsomerandodude August 08, 2019