The Wegman's Sushi of

When something is almost as good as the real thing, but is definitely, noticeably NOT the real thing. Something that's definitely not bad, but only good enough to get that fix when you don't have time and/or money for the authentic version. Not to be confused with "Gas station sushi" which is a joke in and of itself.

I really want a BMW, but they're too expensive. So I got this VW which is like the Wegman's Sushi of BMW.

by Justsomerandodude August 8, 2019

Nigga sushi

Sushi rolls filled with chicken and slices on watermelon

Yo Deshawn can I get a nigga sushi?

by Nigga foods January 12, 2021

Sushi Train

A collective noun to describe a group of Japanese tourists, particularly if they are carrying expensive cameras and are adorned excessively in branded merchandise.

"Yo Elisa, Check out that sushi train over there!"

Elisa " Holy shit! Is there a hello-kitty convention nearby or something?"

by Fadiastheonlyone July 21, 2016

BlackBerry sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

by FitofPeak September 19, 2012

Skirt Sushi

A term commonly used to describe the genital or vaginal area of the female anatomy.

What do you think the skirt sushi under that dress looks like?

by McPhie April 17, 2011

Sushi mama

An Asian Milf

Bro, did you see that sushi mama over there?

by Jrread123 September 3, 2014

Raw Sushi

Sushi that was prepared using poorly prepared/old fish. Leading to food poisoning and other unfun things.

"Dude I'm pretty sure I ate Raw Sushi last night."

"I can tell by the state of the bathroom."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018