The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak September 19, 2012
Get the BlackBerry sushimug. by McPhie April 17, 2011
Get the Skirt Sushimug. When something is almost as good as the real thing, but is definitely, noticeably NOT the real thing. Something that's definitely not bad, but only good enough to get that fix when you don't have time and/or money for the authentic version. Not to be confused with "Gas station sushi" which is a joke in and of itself.
I really want a BMW, but they're too expensive. So I got this VW which is like the Wegman's Sushi of BMW.
by Justsomerandodude August 8, 2019
Get the The Wegman's Sushi ofmug. When some basic white girl posts a picture of sushi to show how exotic she is even though it’s just a fuckin California roll.
by Therealjit October 10, 2018
Get the Snapchat sushimug. by El_chopo April 21, 2021
Get the dragon sushimug. by www.shinso.com March 30, 2021
Get the Sushi._.saikimug. The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.
"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"
"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"
"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"
by 5ush October 28, 2009
Get the Sushi Macmug.