pedophile smile

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.

Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.

by Sandmann September 23, 2008

Glasgow Smile

Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further alond the side of the face towards the ears.

He'll only look happy when Tyler gives him a Glasgow Smile.

by TeeDee April 2, 2004

perma-smile

The insincerely constant smiling expression on the face of a politician or other performer, which is meant to ingratiate oneself with voters/fans, as opposed to being a true expression of the person's feelings.

Headline of a political commentary article: "Mitt Romney: the man behind the perma-smile."

"Because she's always wearing that perma-smile, it's hard to know what's really going on with her.

by Mme K September 21, 2012

Spartan Smile

A hand signal used between Spartan II's in Halo, used to signify a smile in lieu of a real one, which can't be seen due to the Spartans' visors. Having grown up as soldiers, the Spartans kept their emotions to themselves, always controlling "bursts of emotion". The closest thing to an emotional symbol is the "Spartan Smile," used in place of a smile. The Smile consists of a quick swipe across one's own faceplate or a teammates with two fingers.

"What was that?"

"I think it's called a Spartan Smile. Y'know, since they can't see each other's faces, they've got a symbol for it instead."

by idontknowidontcare December 14, 2013

onika smile

the widest prettiest smile ever. all of your teeth are shown in it and you look silly but cute and authentic. it’s very common but a lot of people are ashamed of having it and try to fix it (especially ones with ugly colored teeth). although it hasn’t been proven yet, scientists suspect it comes from the indian race, or somewhere middle eastern.
some celebrities have it including:
nicki minaj
katy perry
mariah carey
noa nini
and sometimes the legend of the sea, demi lovato, uses it for sympathy.

1) “i wish i had whiter teeth for the photoshoot in 3 days so i can show off my onika smile”

2) toulouse: “when is ariana going to die already? i’m sick of her fake ass smile and how she pretends to love us”
piggy smallz: “you wouldn’t say that if she had a onika smile”

by roymance June 8, 2020

south park smile

the stupid grin on the south park characters when something makes them happy, or when theyve done something mischievous or devious. also you can use S.P.S. instead of L.O.L. in a text to denote something funny or whimsical.

after picking up that hot chick at the club last night jonny had the biggest south park smile!

by jonnyrincon December 15, 2012

Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017