Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.

Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"

by Bonebaby February 4, 2019

pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016

pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies

Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!

by R Seater March 18, 2017

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012

Pity Profiling

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.

How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.

by MJ1211 January 1, 2011

pity grand

1. The thousand dollars given to people on Wheel of Fortune who don't solve any puzzles.
2. Any reward, award, or recognition going to someone in a competition who has not actually earned it.

The boy who placed last in the competition got a "participant" trophy as his pity grand.

by gtricky May 12, 2014