Stoner

A person who is true to the holy herb, and blazes often..

typically with long hair, and red eyes.

this guy is a good example is this guy who is a stoner

www.youtube .com/watch?v=Arza0wz-QEk

by mr??? June 30, 2009

Stoner

A person who lounges around, smoking cannabis, to avoid daily responsibilities and blames the government for their low wages.

1: You remember that stoner that dropped out of school?

2: Yeah isn’t he working at McDonald’s, even after 8 years?

by CaptainDeadpool69 March 6, 2019

stoner

A stoner is a fucking idiot whose memory is no better than a goldfish. never trust or count on a stoner to do anything cause they sure as hell aint going to remember to do it. and dont even bother trying to help or teach them anything cause they dont have a learning curve. stoners are fucking losers who cant deal with lifes problems without being blazed out of there mind.

you'll have a conversation with the stoner at work and the next day theyll bring up the same dumb shit you had just talked about 12 hours earlier having tottally forgot they ever had the conversation in the first place.

by n.bishop November 16, 2006

stoner

Some of the most successful people who are looked down upon by idiotic alcoholics, coke heads, and/or those who are insecure about themselves. Ignorant people say that being smoking weed (everyday) is bad but the fact of the matter is, weed is the greatest and most harmless thing to put in your body.

Tommy Chong and Marc Emery are my heroes and they are both stoners.

by Danny Blaine September 13, 2011

stoner

A friendly, lazy type of people, usually wearing drug rugs and munching on burritos. Stoners are friendly, peaceful, and often humorous. You can find them in any low income area, and often wealthy people or celebrities are hidden stoners.

Normal person 'oh what a lovely day'

Stoner 'hahaha look at that fucking squirrel, bro'

by TheCrazyMaddie June 3, 2011

Stoner

Little whiny bitches who smoke weed all day and waste the time of other people with actual lives. They aren't very intelligent and they are the worst type of class clowns. They stink like nobody's business and in 20 years, will be living with their mother while the rest of the world will be enjoying the fruits of their labor: A nice house and car and plenty of money to spend on a comfortable life. :) They bitch about people looking down on weed because they are jealous. They wish their lives weren't such wastes.

Hey. Look at that kid. He's a stoner. We all know where he's going to be in 20 years. He's going to be the best burger flipper ever!!!!

by derpxx October 13, 2010

stoner

One who throws stones.Especially at kids who are ugly.

Guy1:Stupid people don't know the original definition of stoner
Guy2:Whats a stoner??
Guy1:*Throws stone at ugly dude*
Guy1:That

by A true stoner March 4, 2007