stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

sydney steamer

Feces excreted on the chest by an Australian. see also, Koala Yummie.

I went down under and all I got was a sydney steamer.

by Douglad August 6, 2007

mcnally steamer

Preferably for a good old spanking session on a sunday morning before work, get a bit of cabbage and stick it in your womans ass crack and eat it while your woman screams the japanese alphabet

Hey Katie, im just up im gona give you a mcnally steamer before i head out

by man of many words oh yeah July 19, 2009

Dutch Steamer

When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.

Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going

by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014

Colorado Steamer

The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow

While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO

by El Lechero401 March 29, 2010

HighRes Steamer

When a coworker with a boston accent shits on your stomach and drags his ass into your mouth in a single, graceful movement leaving a brown and messy trail along the torso.

Optionally followed by a tape ball to the face or head area.

When questioned about his brown torso mohawk, Dave B responded that he just finished with Dave S special HighRes Steamer in the lunch room.

by Mitch Emulsifer February 11, 2010

Shanghai Steamer

Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.

The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.

The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.

The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.

After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.

by Old Dirty November 11, 2004