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Smithsonian Steamboat 

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins
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Smithsonian Steamboat 

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins!

Philippino Steamboat

When you dunk your nuts in a glass of chocolate milk with a straw and someone blows bubbles into it while your nuts are in it.
Bro you gotta check out the glory hole on 47th street. They gave me the best philippino steamboat. Straight chocolate jacuzzi!

Portland Steamboat

Inserting a candle (steamboat) into the anus and having vaginal sex, hence the "chugging".
Me and Jane did a Portland Steamboat last night, it was awesome.

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New Jersey Steambath 

When your girlfrend or boyfriend is taking a shower and you quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet making a nice hot steamy fragreance. No need to flush.
Sparky gave Nicole a New Jersey Steambath last night.